After our disastrous award a few months back (where if you will recall we were forced to award our prestigious medal to that Highest of Evil Beings You-Know-Who) we are pleased to announce that our printing capabilites are once again in our hands and not being monitored by Death Eaters!
You-Know-Who at our photo shoot last February
Without further ado we present to you this months winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award.......SEVERUS SNAPE! While Professor Snape was unavailable for comments primarily owing to the fact that he is dead, we have nonetheless decided to posthumously award him with this most deserved accomplishment.
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Severus Snape was born in January 1960 to Eileen Prince and Tobias Snape, a muggle. An only child, he devoted much of his life to public service as Potions Master, Defence Against the Dark Arts professor and Headmaster for a short time at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry which he also attended from 1971 to 1978. Despite rumors of his loyalty to You-Know-Who it has been vehemently argued by Mr. Harry Potter himself that Severus Snape was in a fact a double agent and was of great assistance in securing the removal of You-Know-Who from power. While Mr. Harry Potter was not actually available for interview he did issue this comment to us: "He was perhaps, the bravest man I ever knew". And for that, we award Severus Snape this months Most Charming Smile Award!
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1 comment:
Take that, Gilderoy Lockhart!
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